Grace, Beauty & Balance with Flamingos!

Grace, Beauty & Balance with Flamingos!


By Berry Featurin
published Apr 1, 2038

Here at EynsMassage very proud to announce our latest offering, flamingo massage!

Live flamingos dancing on your back to bring you the ultimate relaxation experience.

Never before has a Massage business worked so hard to bring you the ultimate in live entertainment/relaxation all in one experience.

Here’s what you can expect when booking your flamingo appointment

Frequently asked questions

Would you like to order more flamingos?

All you have to do is ask.

How many extra can you request?

We have available, up too 63 flamingos for daily use.

Do they bite?

Not unless you have food in your hand or you provoke them, and we strongly recommend you don’t.

Where did they come from?

We’re not quite sure, we believe there mothers.

We are working on getting them all licensed in New York State, so they will be licensed flamingo massage therapists.

Thank for all your valuable feedback and we will be looking into goats next!

From everyone at, happy April Fools!

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